sufyanN

Sunday, September 30, 2007

At night I met up with Bros( James, Chong Hwee, Chun Yip) for dinner and movie. We ate at long john silvers because the hawker stall at the top level of Far East was packed with muslims breaking fast. Lols I personally felt quite sad because the food is nice. Do I really look like a chinese? This man who was selling some religous stuffs totally avoided me but not the rest of the malays in the fastfood chain. I was relieved though but felt abit awkward. After dinner, we went to orchard cineleisure to catch a movie. But time wasn't on our side. By the time it ended, it would be around midnight. So we wrote off the plan to catch a movie. Having cancelled that plan we had for the night, we were kinda lost. All of us were totally out of ideas, seriously. We took a stroll to Plaza Singapura and stayed there for quite a while before we decided to train back home. But home was far away, James and I felt we could make another stop at LITTLE INDIA! Yeah you guys read it right.

It was packed like sardines in a can. No doubt the name Little India really lives up to its name. The 4 of us walked around thinking what we got ourselves into. Well the place was bustling with the crowd of bangladeshi workers stocking up on their groceries. 40 kilograms of rice, tons of curry powder, they were stocking up like there was no tommorow. We ended our tour at Mustafa Centre where Chun Yip bought some tiger balm or something. Took some videos there and on the way back. Youtube's a whore right now, under maintenance. Had fun although we were out of ideas. Here's a joke to crack u up.

One fine day, Prime Minister Goh Chok Tong visited India to meet their PM
to negotiate trade terms.

During the lunch break the Prime Minister of India suggested taking PM Goh
fora spin in his helicopter and view India's city lifestyle. As PM
Goh was enjoying the bird's eye view from above, he noticed an
overpopulatedvillage with unhygienic living conditions. A man was even
shitting in his
backyard. PM Goh was fast to comment how unsightly it is and that
India'speople
are so uncivilised. India's PM was so humiliated and vowed to himself
thathe'll humiliate PM Goh when he gets to visit S'pore.

When he really did visit S'pore the following month, PM Goh too offered him
aride in his helicopter to see the Singaporean lifestyle.

For a whole hour, India's PM was trying to spot a fault. Finally he saw a
placewhere people literally littered the streets, and as he had a
closer look, he even noticed a man shitting on the grass verge. He quickly
pointed
out to PM Goh about it and said, "You said Singapore was nothing likeIndia.
How do you account for this?" PM Goh looked closer, smiled and replied
"Aaahhh.. we called that place - LITTLE INDIA".

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